It's the Small Things in Life

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations

pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

Happy 38th Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch!

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The Holmes brothers

Happy Birthday, darling one!

narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

angelicprettyrelease:

Blossom Princess one piece

comes in ; white/ivory/pink & black

Length:About93cm
Shoulder width:About 36cm
Bust:About 92cm
Waist:About 81cm
Sleeve length:About 72cm
Cuffs:About 37cm

price ; 46,224 yen

To be, …OR NAH?
William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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Happy 38th Birthday Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch! {19.7.1976}

the 30 is silent, the dork is pronounced

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

fun fact: you are your icon
Most hated signs from most to least

ladyluna13:

Virgo
Aquarius
Capricorn
Gemini
Cancer
Pisces
Scorpio
Sagitarius
Leo
Libra
Taurus
Aries

egbert-gets-grody:

charman-ders:

whateverglades:

literally a regular Tuesday in Florida

haha he looks fucking traumatized

“the nipples just..just came off..”

“Another Florida woman-“

egbert-gets-grody:

charman-ders:

whateverglades:

literally a regular Tuesday in Florida

haha he looks fucking traumatized

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“the nipples just..just came off..”

Another Florida woman-“