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some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers
My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level
I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.
our hot dogs in elementary school were green
Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown
Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )
I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.
my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.
my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich
Trust won’t save you if a plastic bag comes rolling by.
if you aren’t an equestrian this would be so fucking confusing
look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way
june matzoh ball soup
February Kiss… damn. That’s actually not bad.
May Ferro Rocher
Well, it’s a male prostitute so…
July Blueberry Greek Yogurt
I wouldn’t be very rich with that name. Maybe July Rice
April peanut butter cup
April Slim Jim. WTF
March Sweet Buns. YESSSSSSS!
January Cookie or January Biscuit
May Hard-Boiled Egg
Sky | Ocean | Star
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
shoutout to oxygen
This is life literally
ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING
Planet of the Dead - April 2009
So I always see posts about how sexy and dorky Benedict and Tom and RDJ are but do you know who else is
This has been a psa
What if people who have “near death” experiences are stillborn children? D:
And what if hallucinations were memories from a past life?
What if dreams are our memories from past lives? O_O
What if Déjà vu is a past life experience that we relive for a moment? O_o
This post has fucked my mind more than any other post I have ever seen on Tumblr… Seriously you guys. Fucking. Seriously. D:I’ve always liked the idea of rebirth, it makes everything seem more connected, one big cycle
oh my gosh. brendon. no. i love you
Holy shit, what if you’re crying when you’re born cause you didn’t want to die from your last life?
STOP ADDING THINGS. I’M GOING TO CRY
I was born with my eyes wide open and I didn’t cry…what does that mean? It was a surprise or something?
STAHP NO MORE
maybe you were actually happy because your life was shitty?
WHAT IF YOUR BIRTHMARK IS HOW YOU DIED OR SOMETHING AND SCARS YOU DONT REMEMBER GETTING ARE SCARS FROM PAST LIVES
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers